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You call a wrong number and they supply you with the correct one. |
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Everyone knows all the news before it's published; they just read the hometown paper to see whether the publisher got it right. |
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There's no place to go that you shouldn't. |
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You dial a wrong number and talk for 15 minutes anyway |
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You can’t walk for exercise because every car
that passes you offers you a ride |
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You measure distance in hours |
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It takes you 3 hours to go to the store for one item even when you're in a rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town. |
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| But what does it mean to be a rural physician? |
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You can be canoeing on the lake before your
2 minute drive to the hospital. |
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Your idea of "rush hour" is waiting for the three cars ahead
of you to make it through the one major intersection in town |
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You've had an elderly patient try to "set you up" with their grandchild |
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You keep a snow shovel in your car … just in case. |
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You've cross-country skied to the hospital. |
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Your preceptor wears Birkenstocks in the office. |
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Everybody in town knows your name, and you've only
been there a week |